Tuesday, July 14, 2009


The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause

Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho

The duck has a 'theory' about women and menopause ... he says women don't go 'through' menopause ... "they go into it and never come back out!"

Another way to view earthly life - God gave us a sense

of humor and this is a good time to exercise it.

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember....

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's

called ........ 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just

cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blond said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved

when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'

11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

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