Bear with me ... again

In this life, I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too!

When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!

If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.

If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup ... I'm gonna be a bear!!!!

Off Blog ... just for a little while

'The Fruitcake Kid' is taking a few days off ... The Duck has a 'big' birthday coming up and we have good friends coming to stay with us for several days (alas in one of the bear room) so much clutter to clean ... and last but not least , I'm 'tarred' ... I've been doing aerobic exercises almost every day and a change in medication has left me with my days and nights totally flipped about ... soooo, I shall return (as MacArthur was fond of saying) gotta go move some bears ... and turn off this addictive computer!!! Wait a minute ... I need to check my comments ... oh, and my emails .... wait, just need to read that blog first ....... oh, bother ... TTFN